He destroys every room he is in within minutes!!
1. Kitchen-- the cost of making dinner in peace these days usually equals a mess somewhere else in the house!! Hence the lovely kitchen scene
2. The closet... He loves to "de-shelf "and lick my shoes, yes- he licks and chews on our shoes-- doubly hard for an OCD individual like myself to deal with....but what can I do? In addition to the shoe mess, there is the laundry baskets--he empties them and unfolds them faster than I can fold and organize them....I will admit that I carelessly dropped some of the clothing items on the floor--but he certainly helps!!
3. The office bookshelf.... He thinks it is his job to remove every book from the bookshelf and occasionally he goes above and beyond his call of duty and removes the title page from books as well!! Clear packing tape is a best friend of ours!!
4. The fireplace....he climbs up on to the hearth and pulls at the screen then removes the access panel.
5. House plants.....real or fake, they are his arch-nemesis. He can not leave them alone. He pulls off the leaves, pulls out the pete moss, etc. We have officially retired one tree and hid the other two topiaries in the bathroom because a peaceful coexistence could not be reached. (I have no pictures of this lovely event because the plants lives are in great danger--taking the time to snap a photo would prove deadly for them!!)
6. Walker "Texas" Ranger....he LOVES to climb on his walker more than walk in it....he climbs up on top of the tray, gets stuck and then screams!! I remove him and 2 seconds later- he is back on top screaming to get down...
7. The shower.... Russell was watching him....I go to answer the door. Upon my return I find Russell in another room and Rylan in the shower soaking wet?? Need I say anymore?
1 comment:
That's hilarious...Simply because I, too, just decided to whip out the camera the other day to document Ethan's destruction. I clean up after him ALL DAY!! LOL!
Post a Comment